Thursday, 8 May 2014

The Schwarzenegger Radius:

The radius of someone's ability, such that, if their entire ego was compressed into that space, nothing - not even charisma - could escape.

Given the equation:

Rs = (2G*e)/c^2

(Rs = the Schwarzenegger Radius, G = the person's constant ability to be a useless git, e = the person's ego, c = the speed of charisma in a vacuum cleaner.)

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