Well, I’m finally breaking my blogging virginity – and I expect the
experience to be just as awkward and leave me with just as much of an
anti-climax, mixed with disorientation and confusion about what’s just
happened when it’s over, as when I lost my actual virginity.
What to expect? Hmmmm…. I’m not wanting to overexcite the reader with
incredible promises of lyrical delight, only to leave them deflated
like a child’s balloon that’s been mistakenly taken by the pet dog as a
sex toy.
All I’ll say is that there will be short stories, occasional comedy
(disclaimer: this is solely contingent on a subjective interpretation of
“comedy”), political musings, bits of what I think counts as news and
editorial, and a look at some of the more egregious claims of
pseudo-scientists.
Oh, and lot’s of long sentences that would be better served by being
broken up with full stops – leaving the reader breathless as they try
and keep up. I promise nothing less than an endurance test, and warn
smokers and people suffering from asthma not to try and read along.
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